Jokes on software engineers, by a software engineer ONLY FOR software engineers.

What’s the difference between a committed transaction (database) and a committed relationship?

A committed database transaction can’t be rolled back.

What does a software engineer do when a bug in his program is troubling him?

He troubleshoots 😅

What is difference between a book on self development and a book on software development?

A software development books gets you through a job interview. A self development book keeps you from getting fired.

Why did a software engineer with no illnesses go to a doctor?

To get a prescription for an anti-virus.

Why did a software engineer refuse to marry a beautiful girl?

She was not object oriented in her approach to life.

Why did a software engineer quit his job to do farming?

Because he wanted to get back to the basics.

Why are software engineers so highly paid?

Please don’t believe it. It’s not funny 😡

How can you tell if a software engineer is turned on?

He is hardcoding the data into the code.